Preface: This is a Hoosier http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoosier_cabinet
Ward Auctions,I read your website and I see that you specialize in European
furniture, but I am looking for a Hoosier Cabinet. I would love to
come down and check out some items up for auction even if you don’t
typically get any Hoosiers. My parents used to have one (God rest
their souls) but I can’t find anything that looks like it did. I have
sketched it out from memory and attached to this email. It would mean
the WORLD to me to find something even close to this. It’s really too
bad it was lost in the fire.Again, thank you for the time. I really hope we can find a similar Hoosier to my attached sketch.
Best Regards,
Tyler Tremblay
ATTACHMENT:
Dear Tyler,We think you sent the wrong image, it was a picture of a young man gazing into the camera? Please see our weekly auction items when you receive our weekly email announcing them. Perhaps you will find something like what you are looking for.
Thank you,
Ward Auctionhttp://WardAuction.com
Ward Auctions,That young man gazing into the photo is in agony, his parents and
their Hoosier burnt to death in a tragic electrically spawned fire.
The young man is me. Before I sent you my sketch of the Hoosier I
wanted you to feel my pain, to bask in the writhing void that has
become my Hoosier-less life. Cereal boxes are scattered on my
counters, soups strewn about on tables. And where the fuck am I
supposed to put the god damned flour now? On the floor is no place for
sugar either. Jesus hasn’t answered a single Hoosier prayer, wish, or
spell-casting. I go to work, come home and cry hopelessly to my cats
who’s food I also have no idea where to put without a Hoosier. I just
dump their entire 10lb bag of Meow Mix onto the floor.So you see, I need this Hoosier. My parents would want it this way.
Attached is my sketch.
Best Regards,
Tyler
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